How to Survive the Dentist (song)

How to Survive the Dentist
Singer(s)	Tom (Mike Bodie)
Air date	7 July 2016
Debut	How to Survive the Dentist

How to Survive the Dentist is a song performed by Tom in the episode with the same name.

Lyrics

I was eating a steak when I felt my tooth break,

just like crushing a rock, then I heard something knock.

Knock, knock, who's there? It's dental care!

Dental care for who? Dental care for you!

Time to enter the den of the dentists.

Be brave and listen up to this sentence.

Don't bite his fingers while he lingers in your mouth.

This will hurt yo, yo, no doubt!

But you can get rid of the pain,

If you think of something nice, like,

Think of a train, some rain, part of a plane,

Think of anything you can think of with your brain!

Maintain your focus,

While he's doing his hocus tooth pocus,

And after he fixes my tooth he disappears like this:

Po-po-po-po-poof!

Yo yo yo. Benny B-Bizzle on the Camera.

Talking T-Tizzle Comin' at you, yo.

The man's the dawg yo, and this is the cat's meow.

Woof.

Trivia

• This is the longest song in Talking Tom's Brainfarts.