(The episode starts with the ground shaking.)
Tom: No! No! Forget it! I'll get you, Professor Kraken, if it's the last thing I do!
(The ground breaks.)
Tom: And cut! Hey guys, I was just rehearsing a scene for a movie I'm making. And speaking of movies, I'm going to show you, how to make your own.
(Theme song plays)
Tom: First, you'll need a script. You can never go wrong with adapting a classic piece of literature.
(Movie appears.)
Tom: Like "The Dashing Adventures of Talking Super-Tom." Everybody knows that epic novel.
Tom: (to Ben) What, Ben, you don't? What, have you been living under a rock or something? Now it's time to audition some actors.
Tom: (as Director) Hey there, Mr. Actor! Start your whenever you want.
Nerd Tom: Uh, uh, I'm so nervous! I don't think I can do this! Ah!
Tom: (as Director) Ugh. Next!
(Tom is seen using a piece of paper folded multiple times as a necklace.)
Tom: I've performed Hamlet and Macbeth on the stage in London.
Tom: (as Director) Whoa!
Tom: But hark, what light through yonder British going (gibberish) What's my line again?
Tom: (as Director) Next!
Tom: (as Nervous Henry) You talkin' to me? Come on Punk! Make my day.
Tom: (as Director) Wow! You're hired!
Tom: Great, we've got everything we need. It's time to shoot the movie!
Tom: (to Ben) What's that, Ben? Angela can't make it? But who will play the damsel in distress?
(Scene cuts to Jerry's.)
Tom: (as Director) Okay, everyone! Lights, camera, action!
Tom: (as robber) Hand over all the money, or I'm going to trash this place.
Tom: (as Angela) Help, help! Who's going to save us?
Tom: (as robber) Fat chance, lady. No one's coming to save you. Line! Now, now, no one's coming to save you now!
Tom: (as Angela) Look over there, it's Super Tom!
Tom: (as Super Tom) Uh, huh!
Tom: (as robber) It's too late, Super Tom, you can't stop me this time.
Tom: (as Super Tom) You talkin' to me?
Tom: (as robber) Who else would I be talking to?
Tom: (as Super Tom) Come on Punk! Make my day!
Tom: (as robber) Go ahead Super Tom! Take your be- Noooo! Line? Oh, yes. Noooooo!
Tom: (as Angela) Wow, thanks for saving me, Super Tom. Here's my telephone-
Tom: (as Super Tom) Thank you, madam. But there's no need for that.
Tom: (as Angela) Oh, okay. You don't have to call me. Just-
Tom: (as Super Tom) I'm sorry. As a hero, I can't spare a single moment for romance or dating. The world needs me!
Tom: (as Angela) But, what about us?
Tom: (as Director) Cut!
Tom: Now, let's watch the movie and then upload it to YouTube!
NO MEMORY CARD
Tom: You forgot to insert a memory card?! Ben, what's wrong with you?! Always check your memory card, before you make a movie. And subscribe to my channel! Hasta la vista, buddy.
(Credits roll, with superhero background music.)