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Intro[]

Tom: This is my show so I can pretty much do whatever I want...

Tom: Do you want to feel like you can do whatever you want?

Tom: Let me tell you a little secret - it all comes down to your attitude, your views on life

Tom: and how you communicate with others.

Tom: It all comes down to your coolness.

Tom: That's why I'm gonna teach you how to be cool.

(Theme song plays)

Step I: Think Cool[]

Tom: If you wanna be cool, you first have to act cool!

Tom: To do that, you have to believe that you can do anything.

Tom: Can I?

Tom: Well, if you think cool, you totally can!

Tom: So say it! Say it confidently!

Tom: Yes, I can!

Tom: Say it again!

Tom: Yes, I can!

Tom: Can you?

Tom: I don't know, can I?

Tom: Of course, you can!

Tom: Of course, I can!

Tom: Why?

Tom: (acts nervously) B-b... because I'm king of the world?

Tom: And if you're not,

Tom: Huh?

Tom: never fear! Then just fake it till you make it. How cool is that!?!

Step II: Look Cool[]

Tom: To be cool, you have to look cool!

Tom: Now you're probably thinking: clothes and cool outfits?

Tom: You don't need them. Throw them away.

Tom: Seriously?

Tom: Yep, you just have to feel comfortable in your own skin.

(Tom is seen taking pictures of himself.)

Tom: (acts nervously) You do actually need clothes... you know... for warmth...

Tom: ...and to ensure that there's always enough work for...

Tom: (as fashion police) Freeze in the name of good taste. You are under arrest!

Tom: Anything you wear can and will be used against you.

Tom: We demand you speak to a stylist. Just not to Ben.

Fashion[]

Tom: Never EVER talk about fashion with Ben...

Tom: I listened to his fashion advice once...

Tom: ...and I ended up going to a party dressed like a total idiot.

(Tom is seen wearing pajamas.)

Tom: I owned it! I made it look cool!

(Tom is seen celebrating.)

Step III: Act Cool[]

Tom: You have to act cool.

Tom: I've made a list of things to avoid if you want to be cool.

Tom: For example: don't be angry... em... rude... obsessed... em... cowardly...

Tom: Ben, can we get a much shorter list?

Tom: Here it is. If you want to be cool, don't be NOT cool.

Tom: If that doesn't work, I have a little additional trick I want to share with you...

Tom: To add to your cool, you can raise one of your eyebrows, lower, your voice...

Tom: And only speak in one liners!

Tom: When the teacher asks you why you were late, don't just say...

Tom: (acts nervously) I went to the little boys room.

Tom: (acts cool) I was in the... toilet!

Tom: Instead of saying:

Tom: (acts nervously) ...would you... em... khm... give me your number, or whatever heh...

Tom: to someone you have a crush on, you say:

Tom: (acts cool) Here's my number. Call me!

Tom: If you break your curfew and your parents have stayed up late to wait for you

Tom: don't be afraid... just walk up to them and say:

Tom: (acts cool) I am probably... grounded!

Tom: Do you have any awesome ideas on how to be cool?

Tom: (as fashion police) Let me know in the comments, and feel free to subscribe!

(Credits roll)

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