(The episode begins with Tom testing out an invention called the "Paparazzi Machine." Camera clicks appear on screen.)
Tom: Sorry, sorry, no more autographs, really sorry!
Tom: That's enough pictures, paparazzi, I got a video to make.
Tom: Did you hear me, Ben? Turn off the paparazzi machine! Ben, where'd you go? Fine, I'll do it myself.
(Tom turns off the Paparazzi Machine. Theme song plays)
Tom: Would you like to become (text appears on screen) a pop star?
(Scene cuts to a studio. Tom introduces various celebrities.)
Tom: Here with me is Bridger Von Clarkson.
Tom: (to Bridger) Bridger, tell us how someone can become a pop star.
Tom: (as Bridger) Okay, well, first things first, you, like, need a songwriter.
Tom: (to Bridger) Oh, I see. And can a songwriter become a celebrity?
Tom: (as Bridger) No, duh!
Tom: (to Bridger) Ah, well I thought–
Tom: (as Bridger) But you can write the song yourself! It's a piece of cake, bake, flake, bellyache. See? I just wrote one.
Tom: (as Bridger, sings) Cake, bake, flake
Sweets give me a bellyache!
Yeah, cake, bake, flake
Cake, bake, flake (yeah girl)
Sweets give me a bellyache!
Cake, bake, flake (girl)
Sweets give me a bellyache!
Cake, bake, flake
Caspian Sea is the world's biggest lake!
The Caspian Sea is the world's biggest lake!
Yeah!
Yeah, girl, I know what you need yeah!
Tom: (as Bridger) Listen, enjoy and learn geography! (Map with an arrow appears, with him saying "The world's biggest lake!")
Tom: And speaking of learning, (text reading "Smart Guy" appears) here with me is famous scientist, astronomer and alien hunter, Dr. Ignatius Moonbeam!
Tom: Tell us, doctor, how did you become a celebrity scientist?
Tom: (as Dr. Ignatius) Well, you know Tom, the fun thing about tracking aliens and interplanetary gravitational forces is– (gets captured by aliens) Oh no, not again. Ahhh!
Tom: And now, welcoming our final celebrity guest, (text reading "Mailman" appears) Mailman!
Tom: (as Mailman) Hey everybody, it's me, your friendly neighbourhood mailman! Put a stamp on it!
Tom: (as Mailman) Just kidding, that's my kind of catchphrase. But seriously, make sure all your mail has stamps on it.
Tom: A great catchphrase, indeed! So for those who don't know, tell everyone how you became a celebrity.
Tom: (as Mailman) Oh, that's a fun story! For years and years, dogs would always chase me and bite me when I was delivering mail. But one day, I started chasing the dogs back! And I even bit a few! Made me famous.
Tom: (as Mailman) Good times, good times!
Tom: Wow, so fascinating! Thanks for coming on, Mr. Mailman!
Tom: (as Mailman) Anytime Tom, anytime! And don't forget; Put a stamp on it!
Tom: So, you want to be a celebrity? If you don't, well, that's okay!
Tom: But if you do, the best way is to do things you love and share it with the rest of the world!
(You Make My Heart Jump appears.)
Tom: So the real question is: What celebrity are you going to be? Let me know in the comments below, right? And subscribe to our channel!
(Credits roll, with Cake, Bake, Flake, Bellyache playing.)